fucksaltin

To masturbate using soap till the penis is raw

Oh man i spent an hour in the shower last night fucksaltin.
My girlfriend asked why my dick was so red and blistered I said I fucksalted again.
I heard my brother screaming in the shower he was fucksaltin.

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

Fucksickle

two people in a 69 position that have been frozen on a metal post. a fucksickle can be licked and eaten.

omg dude have u had a fucksickle latley?

by garebear601 June 22, 2011

fuckgivable

when your caught in the sack with someone so incredibly hot that even your spouce says.... your fuckgiven

holy crap.... is that Ryan Reynolds in there with you..... well played... your fuckgivable

by MEBURY June 14, 2011

Fucksicles

1) as in "fuck this" or "aw shit"

2) expressions of annoyance or anger.

1) 1: "hey it's that guy that's obsessed with you !"

2: "fucksicles ! i hate him !"
2) teacher: "class , today you have your midterms."

students: "fucksicles , man. i didn't study."

by nathalia C. January 21, 2010

Sir Fucksalot

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck

Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them

by D Flawless May 26, 2020

Fucksicle

An Eskimo who pisses me off.

Hey! You! Yeah, you! You're a fucksicle!

by Fucksicle August 15, 2004

fucksicle

Usually airborn. Something you withhold from people you care a shit for.

Whatever that bitch does, I don't give flying fucksicle.

by Forseti April 28, 2006