fuckboii

A lieing cheating manipulative man whore that has an ego bigger than his dick he has no heart he's simply heartless and will never be happy because all he does is use people and lead them on into thinking he loves them

That nigga Tyzon is a fuckboii he ain't about shit

by Scarlett Moon January 14, 2016

Fuckboy

A guy who lies to girls so he can pull as much ass as possible. He thinks he is gods gift to earth and is usually pretty damn beautiful. He will lie to you about planning a future together and then when you start to get too serious he will ghost you. Fuckboys invented ghosting.

There is only one way to beat a fuckboy. Start dating other guys and ghost him back. His ego can't handle being ignored. No one intends to date a fuckboy, but if you find yourself in love with one, the only way to get him to pick you is to ask God for a miracle because it will never happen. He will likely cheat no matter what. Do yourself a favor, stay away from fuckboys.

Tyler is the biggest fuckboy I have ever met in my life.

by Gowithit July 17, 2016

Hybrid fuckboy

Beware of this type of fuckboy, you won't notice the signs until it's too late. He will talk to you almost everyday, FaceTime you to sleep, be interested in your likes/dislikes, and allude to a future with you in it. This type of guy will make you feel like you're his favorite because he won't lie that you're not the only one of his bae's. He is honest with you and will seem genuinely into you. Hanging out will be on his terms. But when you do hangout you forget about his fuckboyness because he's actually a great person. He has the potential to be the best boyfriend but chooses not to be. He is usually nice, hilarious, financially stable, smart, good looking, active, charismatic, and fun. But this hybrid is a fuckboy for a reason, he doesn't see the point in dating at this current point in time. He will say things like "when are we hanging out" and then not make plans. He avoids questions that he doesn't want to answer by changing the subject or simply not responding. He apologizes for not texting you back on time or tells you when he will be busy and can't respond. He occasionally goes days without talking to you but snapchats you like nothing is wrong. He won't ask for nudes and he won't send you dick pics unless you ask for them. You wouldn't be able to tell that he has fuckboy tendencies until he's hooked you in by his charm and caring nature.

We talk all the time but rarely hang out, I don't understand why. He's a hybrid fuckboy that's why.

by Calleigh Mae June 21, 2016

Fuckboy Syndrome

A chronic disease, in which a chemical imbalance located between the testicles and brain cause the affected male to act and think in a distorted and perverted way. No one knows the exact cause of Fuckboy Syndrome, but it is said to be both genetic and conditioned. If this disease is left to manifest, it will consume the fuckboys life and actions. How to tell if your dealing with a fuckboy? Ever heard "bros before hoes" "wanna come over and watch netflix?' "shes crazy" "send me a pic?" .. hes probably a fuckboy. If your dealing with one, or have someone in your life that shows symptoms : uncontrollably liking and commenting on girls pics, wearing douchy white sunglasses, and being extremely cocky and self righteous. You should proceed with caution. There is no known cure yet, but educating the population is a good start.

"I feel bad for him, I mean he cant even help it, he clearly suffers from Fuckboy Syndrome"
"Hes such a fuckboy, he flirts with everyone"
"poor her, her boyfriend shows alot of fuckboy symptoms"

by #inlovewithafuckboy July 22, 2016

fucknog

Any yellowish liquid produced by an act of copulation or its aftereffects including -but not limited to- semen, smegma, puss, mucus, bile, discharge, vomit, urine, diarrhea, amniotic fluid, or any combination of the aforementioned.

She was a contortionist who felched my splooge out of her own chute, but when I donkey punched her, she harfed fucknog all over her parents' bed, so I bounced.

by Mojo Sapien March 3, 2009

Fortnite Fuckboy

A sub species from the Fuckboy family. Spends all day and night "gettin' dubs" (dubs: W, wins). Doesn't have a job and mooches harder than a wookie since they're also fiends. Takes drugs to be productive, ends up playing Fortnite. Can't truly love any girl, just needs their constant validation. Fortnite is his true love.

A: I finally broke up with X.
B: It's about time, I told you he was just a Fortnite Fuckboy.

by Fucknite Fortboy July 16, 2018

Alligator Fuckhouse

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."

by Alligator Fuckmaster April 26, 2006