fuckity crapwad 

a word i use like any other expletive. been replaced with "fudgesicle" at work.

"fuckity crapwad! the cat knocked over that vase!"

fuckity crapwad by Saerah June 30, 2004

fuckitydodah

Used when stating that you really don't give a shit; so impossible its hard to believe.

"Fuckitydodah! I can't believe I ran over my cat!"

fuckitydodah by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005

fucktard whisperer 

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

fucktard whisperer by Mama_G February 2, 2017

Fuckit nuggets 

Cheap frozen chicken nuggets that you make in the toaster oven when you're too broke to eat out and don't want to cook.

I'm too tired to cook. You good with fuckit nuggets tonight?

Fuckit nuggets by RoseNylund September 13, 2016

Fuckity Fuck Fuck

A term used to express extreme disapleasure at a
particular moment. More prefered than 'Fuck' alone,
due to its repetition and deeper meaning.

Cindy: What happened?!?
Lisa: Fuckity Fuck Fuck!!!
Fredd: Woah that was deep, man....

Fuckity Fuck Fuck by mini-chiko January 18, 2008

Fucktangle 

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.

Last night ended up being a fucktangle.

Fucktangle by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fucktard 

A contraction of "fucking retard".

fucking + retard = fucktard

fucktard by cm476 November 7, 2002