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Fucktardianism

For some a way of life is growing up, getting a nice job, having a great spouse and then travelling the world. For those that follow the ways of Fucktardianism there is hope for them achieving all 3 of those things but through those things they are going to do some of the most fucking stupid shit that you have ever seen one example is a bunch of women marching down the street with vaginas on their heads or a group of people burning down the businesses in their own cities and stealing shit just because they felt empowered. Then we have those who wear a mask while driving alone in the car with the windows up or biking up a mountain with no one around. People that didn't win the Darwin award but deserve it are prime examples of followers in Fucktardianism. When you see these people do not attempt to engage with them for they become violently offended very fast and could even try to assault you.
Kids did you see Karen today wearing her mask while riding alone in the car? Now kids that is an example of Karen practicing Fucktardianism, we don't practice that religion here okay.
Fucktardianism by Token Dankies September 30, 2021

Fucktardians

Those brainless sheep who still think Biden is doing a good job
My God he is so stupid, he must be one of those fucktardians
Fucktardians by Trojanman May 16, 2022

fucktardian 

A permanent resident living in the 78753 and 78758 zip codes in Austin, TX
Any ramdom crackhead or any under/over medicated person living in the Rundberg Ln. area of Austin, TX. "That fucktardian just fell over, he's so drunk"
fucktardian by disturbd85 March 4, 2009

Fucktardian Cuntwaffle 

A person who does something that is absolutely unbelievably fucktarded.
I can’t believe you wrecked my truck you Fucktardian Cuntwaffle.

Fuckasapian 

Fackasapian means to have sexual intercourse with a human. "Fucking a human."
"Hey Josh, look there's betty!"
"Oh, I want to fuck her!"
"Then fuckasapian!"

fupatarian 

Fupa's that always seem to be walking around in groups or belong to a group like a cult. The only way to slay one is to play any song from the group whitesnake.
It's lunch time, get out of the way a group of fupatarian's are coming.
fupatarian by mozoem June 30, 2008

Flikatarian 

Someone who loves fresh food and great service.
Fortune 500 company employee 1 :
"Where do you want to go for lunch?"

Fortune 500 company employee 2:
" I'm a Flikatarian. I'm going to eat here in the cafe."
Flikatarian by Chrfrick325 June 25, 2016