Something's Fucky 

Something thats just not quite right, but you cant quite put your finger on it. Or something thats not at all what its supose to be.

Person 1: "Our project is almost finnished, but something is missing"
Person 2: "Yeah, Something's Fucky"
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Person 1: "I didnt hear from her in a week!"
Person 2: " Thats weird..Something's Fucky!"

Something's Fucky by Sugarcube414 July 16, 2010

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.

Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

Baker's Fuck by The Civil Word Servant October 19, 2010

Pre-Fuck Measurable's

Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.

Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"

Pre-Fuck Measurable's by Taniel Dosh October 21, 2011

Shane Dawson's Fuck 

Chris Dawson is Shane Dawson's fuck

God brought this message to me Chris Dawson is Shane Dawson's fuck making him Shane Dawson's Fuck. also known as SDF

Shane Dawson's Fuck by RapidCalf October 5, 2020

let's fuck about it 

When instead of talking, u decide to fuck about the issue ur having with the other(s) person(people)

"I don't understand your point of view, so maybe let's fuck about it instead"

let's fuck about it by cAPTAINkEYBOARD May 24, 2019

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet 

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet by mockschmock December 9, 2006

Let's fuck this duck 

A phrase meaning to get something done that has either been an irritant or a large task. A synonym of "Let's do this."

I have a term paper due tommorrow, let's fuck this duck.

Let's fuck this duck by LouisianaBob May 31, 2010