FADS

Fucking Asinine Dumb Shit

Trail running barefoot is one of many ridiculous FADS. Have you ever just stepped on a building block in the middle of the night, that shit hurts like a mother fucker....Imagine running, then landing on a fucking sharp Rock. Now you're fucked and no fucking shoes. Now your bare foot ass gets to hobble back under your bridge like a hunchback fucking troll. It serves you right, stupid hobbit. I hope next time you step on a hypodermic needle.

by Da Muffin Man November 22, 2013

Fuasing

when someone is enjoying a hot bath with a small leprechaun...

Oh it looks like Karlie is Fuasing again with Seamus.

by flipp_ January 19, 2010

Fuddster

1. To describe someone with a taste of vintage things/hobbies

"Check him out, he's such a fuddster!"

by Nuggetman66 January 25, 2019

adkjfiea fadsajirea;aidfjvkd;ajf

when you pretend to be typing but aren't.

My boss is coming, time to adkjfiea fadsajirea;aidfjvkd;ajf!

by bunny person September 28, 2017

Fudasha

pronounced Fuh-dasha, when u are too tired to say "Fuck that shit".

Coworker: "Tom, I know you have worked 2 shifts in a row but do you mind working the weekend for me, too?"

Tom: "Fudasha! I'm exhausted"

by Dr.Kam August 3, 2009

Hedge Funds

Tatties, milk duds, gazungas, hose hounds. Boobs.

Man, the economy is tanking, but at least she's got a nice set of hedge funds.

by funnythatsmyname July 23, 2009

Flads

Short for "for the lads"

Me: Matt, tonight make sure you bring along some beer flads

by FreeRobertMcgabe June 21, 2014