Fuckit Adjustment

The right to say fuckit to any situation

Arin: Do you fuck men

Dan: You know ima use the Fuckit Adjustment and say fuck that question.

by Norway Loves Meerkats February 3, 2015

in vino fuckitas

In vino veritas = in wine, there is truth
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex

Classy way to say "drunken sex."

Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.

Girl: After polishing off two bottles of red wine, the in vino fuckitas was inevitable.

by ProjectNine September 21, 2011

fuckit

Shortened version of the words 'fuck' and 'it', used when the words are spoken in rapid succession. The speaker is expressing dismay at his situation.

Fuckit, I'm done with this shit.

by bmdavll November 19, 2004

Fuckit

A device for smoking marijuana. Normally used when nothing else can be found (ie. papers, a bowl, bong, etc) Fuckits usually consist of tinfoil and/or a plastic bottle.

-Name given when everyone is too fed up with searching for a smoking device.

"Dude, I can't find the bowl... or the papers....."
"Ah fuckit, get the 2-liter. We're making a bowl."

"Screw finding the bowl man, just grab the fuckit."

by Syndicate66 February 10, 2010

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

Fuckit List

List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something.

I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.

by Dimwitty April 18, 2013

Fuckity Fuckallelujah

An expression used while having a debate about a controversial issue with someone who is somewhat intellectually challenged (e.g. A feminist; BLM activist or typical SJW) and suddenly something clicks and they realize how moronic their point of view is.

An enlightened person: The “77 cent gender pay gap" statistic is simply the comparison of the averaged annual earnings of all men and women working full-time (+35hrs/week) . It does NOT account for different job positions, occupation, industry, level of expertise, years of experience or total hours worked beyond 35hrs per week. It has NOTHING to do with getting paid differently for the SAME job (which is illegal already!). It has NOTHING to do with sexism or gender discrimination.

A Rad. Feminist: Ummmm, emmm, so you mean by referencing the “wage gap” to push for “equal pay for equal work” I’ve been comparing apples to oranges?

An enlightened person: Well Fuckity Fuckallelujah!!!

by cuddlypsycho June 16, 2016