Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 29, 2010

fruitcake

1. n a dessert; a rich cake consisting of dried fruit and nuts

2. n a homosexual man, or one who seems to be

"My mother received yet another fruitcake from her cheap coworkers as a Christmas present."

"Look at that guy with his flip-flops and unusually primped hair. What a fruitcake!"

by Vee April 21, 2004

backwards fruitcake

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.

I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.

by lover of the fruitcake April 30, 2015

fruityale

the hottest person you will ever meet. they’re so fucking fine and not only that but loyal and super nice i promise. don’t be shy to talk to this person they will always have your back no matter what. they’re most likely to have two best friends that they talk to everyday and their names are meler and lancy. they all love kpop and dramas and all three enjoy editing. fruityale is the sweetest person ever if you’re nice to them and their friends, but if you say something rude about someone they care about trust me they won’t let it slide. don’t mess with fruityale guys. they will bark at u and bite u.

“hey do you know fruityale?” “yes they’re so fine”

by akxvshii November 23, 2021

Fruitcake

Noun. Another way to call someone gay. This pertains to men only. Mostly used amongst friends in a joking manner. not to be taking offense to.

johhny stop trying to hug me you fruitcake!

by xPSYLENTSx September 7, 2009

fruitbasket

The art of showing someone your cock and balls. However this is a specific position where you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and show them to someone from behind. So they look like a banana and two oranges in a bowl, hence the name fruitbasket.

Guy #1:You'll never believe what Derek did at work the other day.
Guy #2:What'd he do?
Guy #1:I went to the storage room to get some supplies and when I opened the door there he was displaying his fruitbasket.

by GonzoParker April 28, 2006

as nutty as a fruitcake

completely insane, very eccentric

That girl is as nutty as a fruitcake

by Light Joker June 3, 2006