fruitcake

A horribly amusing insult.

Scooter is a fruitcake.

by Rachel June 6, 2004

Sadist Fruitcake

A Fruitcake made with small glass shards; not a very nice thing to give out to small children

Lucy is such a whore, I'm going to make her a sadist fruitcake!

looks like mom whipped up some sadist fruitcake for the in-laws

by BlurredIndigo July 4, 2007

fruitcake

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a total fruitcake—and so are the idiots who buy her book.

by T. Boondoggle Blivet December 20, 2009

Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 29, 2010

fruitcake

1. n a dessert; a rich cake consisting of dried fruit and nuts

2. n a homosexual man, or one who seems to be

"My mother received yet another fruitcake from her cheap coworkers as a Christmas present."

"Look at that guy with his flip-flops and unusually primped hair. What a fruitcake!"

by Vee April 21, 2004

backwards fruitcake

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.

I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.

by lover of the fruitcake April 30, 2015

fruitcrate

Someone who says dumb weird crap, often in a dramatic way. They would be called flakey, crazy, or just weird but a fruitcrate differs in that they seem slightly more out of touch with reality. Also, zero situational awareness.

Normal Person: “What are you doing tonight?”
Fruitrcrate: “No, the questions is what are YOU doing tonight?”


Normal Person: “….”
Fruitcrate: “Is it hot enough for ya!?!”

Normal Person: “I would like a big mack combo and a medium vanilla shake”
Fruitcrate: “Sorry sir this is Wendys”
Normal Person: “What?”
Fruitcrate: “Just kiddin’ HAR HAR! Drive around”

by trent April 13, 2005