fruitanizing

When a heterosexual is hanging out with a group of homosexuals out of bi-curiosity.

"Hey man, I saw Joe hanging outside of the gay club last night. I think he's fruitanizing!"

by Toddbo August 4, 2007

fruitiality

Having sex with a fruit whether the penetrator or the penetrated.

Ren:"Fuck mangoes"
Me: I am not into fruitiality
Ren: fuku
Me: Nor incest

by solcanis February 4, 2009

fructal

(adj) describing something which possesses fruity qualities

hey, get a whiff of this guava weed!
mmmm, fructal!

by englishisfun2 November 17, 2010

Fruitless Grind

When a group of guys go out to pick up chicks only to come home empty handed.

How was the club last night? Did you meet any hoes?

Nah, we were on the fruitless grind.

by therizza December 29, 2012

Fruitilicious

When something smells especially fruity and you can't help but take a whiff.

"What's that great smell?"

"Oh, that's the smoothies I'm making."

"They smell absolutely fruitilicious!"

by Bagelriffic November 6, 2013

Fruitologist

The epitome of an export who knows all about fruit anatomy, sale of fruit and can fix any problems associated with fruit. Also known as Thomas, the fruitologist works tirelessly to ensure quality supply of fruit to his customers.

I once had a problem with my crappy fruit, one visit from the fruitologist and my problems had dissapeared, plus the fruit was sold for a rock bottom price!

by Dancingqueenapples June 15, 2018

fruitable

something which is neither fruit, nor vegetable, but is somehow both, depending on what dictionary you read

according to dictionary #1, a pumpkin is a fruit.according to dictionary#2, it is a vegetablt. i therefore conclude that a pumpkin is a FRUITABLE

by just jen August 26, 2003