fataliander hickleferie

Latin term meaning the leftover meat of the ballsack from a young goat.

A Fataliander hickleferie tastes like the leftover meat of a ballsack from a young goat.

by mickyyyyy January 9, 2008

fritzling

a religious movement with sexy results

i went fritzling on sunday and bummed all my kids

by paddytheninja December 29, 2010

fruitarianism

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.

Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.

by JesseG88 December 15, 2006

Fruitarian

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.

He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!

by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012

fruitarianism

A dietary belief and subculture founded on the school of thought that humanity is anatomically frugivorous and would benifit most by eating accordingly for optimum health. The theory is scientifically sound yet the life is a difficult one to maintain in a world where most fruit is hybridised, pumped as much as legally possible with pesticides, and irradiated. Fruitarians who live on healthy land with plenty of rain tend to see the full benefit of their belief in this natural diet of Man.

Fruitarianism is often accompanied by the tenets of raw foodism.

'Fruitarianism, or the Theory of Human Frugivory, like our planet being round, is one of those simple truths which will be met by opposition for dozens, if not hundreds or thousands of years before being even remotely accepted.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006

fruitarian

someone that only eats fruit(no animals vegitabls or animal byproducts) They eat the fruit and then use the seads 2 regrow more fruit 2 eat

hippies usaly would b type of ppl that r fruitarians

by Jake S. (www.myspace.com/peace99peace) October 8, 2007

afritalian

A South-African born Italian. Known to support italy/bafana at the fifa 2010 football world cup. They have recently also been orFANed by both their teams.

Fan 1: Hey where are you from?
Fan 2: Im an afritalian!
Fan 1: Shame sorry, i didnt know.
Fan 2: Its ok. People are often saddened when they hear I was abandoned. So would your nation like to adopt me?

by giovz June 28, 2010