frist

a variation of "first" posted to an online comment section to indicate that you were the first to post. the "i" and "r" often are intentionally transposed to convey the typist's haste.

toolbox full of feminine hygiene products: "I was first to comment on this article about oleophobic cell phone screens, yessss! I typed "frist" instead of "first" because I was in a big hurry, get it??"

God, all of humanity, and Bill Frist: "STFU"

by moggison September 25, 2010

firstard

Anyone who posts, (most commly in the comment section of a website), that says "first"....usually in the hopes that they are actually the first poster to comment of the given topic.

Post #1: First
Post #2: shut up you damn firstard, no one cares if you are first

by -=JtG=- June 23, 2009

Windows Fista

Slang: Describes the product Windows Vista in non microsoft terms. Essentially, you and your computer are going to be fckd in the ass by this product.

Windows Fista will make you it's bitch

by Colio November 9, 2006

frisia

Frisia is the 2nd language of the Netherlands, but it's only the Frisian(inhabitants) who speaks Frisia.
The capitol of Frisia is Leeuwarden.

I live in Frisia and I speak Frisian.

by xxYvette July 19, 2006

Fristi

The current girlfriend of HRJWM Arts, who is coming tomorrow.

HRJWM: My girlfriend is coming tomorrow
Dude1: Does she like Fristi?
Dude2: Dude! She IS Fristi
Dude1: I like...

by The_Jay September 22, 2009

flistaken

When you are mistaken about one's flaws, either over or underestimating someone.

Tessa was flistaken about Sabina's OCD issues.

by MaRockOOOO July 16, 2009

Fistahips

The quick action of placing your fists on your hips in response to someone or something to demonstrate that you are a badass.

When Sally heard Johnny's comment, she went fistahips to show her disapproval.

by Frank OZ August 2, 2012