a variation of "first" posted to an
online comment section to indicate that you were the first to post. the "i" and "
r" often are intentionally transposed to convey the
typist's haste.
toolbox full of feminine hygiene products: "I was first to comment on this article about oleophobic cell
phone screens, yessss! I typed "frist" instead of "first" because I was in a
big hurry, get it??"
God, all of humanity, and Bill Frist: "STFU"