Friendboxed

The process of being stuck in the friendbox. It tends to happen if you are single and have an attractive friend who is also single. You end up falling for them, loving them with all your heart, but they don't love you in return, and just want to be friends. The relationship will never progress beyond friendship, even though it kills you. When this happens, then you have been friendboxed.

Being confined to the friendbox leaves you unable to move on, get over them, or want to have a relationship with anyone else.

"Friendboxed" really ought to be available as a Facebook relationship status. It is a far more accurate description than "Single" for a lot of people.

Me and her are friendboxed.

by tnorf_ot_kcab March 29, 2011

friendiloquent

friendships made entirely on boasting and arrogance

Paul and Mike are total friendiloquent bros. Every conversation is like this:

Paul: "Ho there Mike! Behold, my noble steed rides full gallop yonder way!

Mike: "Ah, good sir. It does indeed! But fix thine eyes nigh! My mare doth leap the hurdles!"

by tbonesex November 20, 2013

friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.

Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.

by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016

Friendhoe

Has a reverse harem with almost every guy ever.

Jess is a friendhoe, she is always with them boys.

by D1337tion October 15, 2017

Friendboned

When a girl friendzones you and you really liked her then your best friend get with her.

Ebony friendboned Jackson.
I just got friendboned at homecoming

by Some sad boyy September 29, 2018

Friendboy

More than a friend, less than a boyfriend

No he’s not my boyfriend, he’s just my friendboy for now ;)

by Boppin In the bop March 6, 2019

Friendlock

Feeling pressured to add someone who you typically would not on any social networking site due to association with someone who is a friend of yours. (ie. Your friend's boyfriend/girlfriend, your friend's friend that you don't like, etc).

Person 1: Hey man, I saw you added Sheena on facebook, I thought you hated her?

Person 2: Aah man, I was put in friendlock because my buddy just started going out with her!

by thesomnambulist_28992 March 5, 2011