Friendship Pirate

Someone who steals friends through deceit, spreading rumours, and false charm.

Damn, did you hear of Clyde stealing all of Aaron's friends 1 by 1? He's a total friendship pirate.

by France Shippe Pierrade August 30, 2020

bumpy friendship

Referring to the constant amount of sex in your relationship.

Joe:"Yeah me and Emma have been having a really bumpy friendship lately"

Joe's Friend: "How often do you guys have sex?"

by monsieur mexican August 30, 2012

trial basis friendship

when you accept someone back as your friend for a trial period. That is, they sucked it up as your friend for a while so you are giving them a chance to redeem themselves.

Sally didn't call me once over break but I'm giving her a trial basis friendship to see if she can get her stuff together and be a real friend.

by sara.c January 13, 2008

Friendship whore

A friendship whore is a person of the female sex (can in some cases be male)who will attempt to gain friends by pretending that they are an honest, loving human being. Once you have been insnared by this particular person and you truly do trust and support them, they will stop caring all together. Although you should hate the particular person for doing so, the friendship whore has made sure that the friendship has reached beyond a point of return, therefore leaving you unable to turn around and hate the particular person. Thus leaving you depressed for a number of weeks, months or possibly years in some extreme cases of friendship whoreism.

Side Effects: Victims of friendship whoreism may experience;

*immediate cardiac arrest

*strange mental patterns

*repetition of the alphabet backwards written all over walls

*strange code languages created to avoid thinking about the friendship whore

*severe head trauma from banging the face on a sheet of steel, then repeating 350 times until the mind is numb.

NOTE: To avoid being victimised of a friendship whore I suggest ignoring anyone who seems at first to be too good to be true. This may be hard at first but it is worth the initial difficulty.

I managed to avoid becoming a Friendship Whore victim and life has never been better

by Teen Reject October 3, 2005

Melting Pot of Friendship

A term used by radio-host "Ghost" on the True Capitalist Radio when called a racist on his show.

I'm not a racist, I'm A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!

by KLP507 June 28, 2011

friendship sock

When one man inserts a portable pocket vagina into another man's rectum and has sexual intercourse through it. It is often considered to be a heterosexual act because, if done correctly, will result in no skin-to-skin contact.

My friend Tom Cruise and I struck out at the bar, so we decided to friendship sock to fulfill our drunken sexual urges.

by iyaoyasao2 June 16, 2010

Friendship meal

When a person (usually a female) accepts a dinner "date" from another person (usually a male) only to get a free meal. Often times the person paying for the meal feels like it is a real date, but really its just a friendship meal and the accepting person "only wants to be friends".

Sally accepted a friendship meal from Frank...
Poor Frank thought it was a real date, but Sally was just looking for a free meal and she only wants to be friends!

by Tango-papa May 8, 2011