Frozen eyelid

A frozen eyelid is when you get cum in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.

Donny: Ughh Yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old

Nan: Woohooo

Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere

Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks

by Titty_facker69 May 13, 2016

Frozen Cow Juice

Texas slang for ice cream. Originated from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Meanwhile, in the ordinary lives of an Austin neighborhood.

Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.

by LeilaSP April 9, 2019

frozen egg

when some dumbass bitch eggs someones house but misses and the egg freezes to the car

damn fucktard ricky just frozen egged my car

by assplosion February 17, 2008

freenippin'

When women go without wearing a bra under their shirt and their nipples become obviously noticeable. IE freeballing for women.

Look at that freenippin' skank. Her tits are sagging like an old maid.

by ed74cj5 December 1, 2009

Frozen Frankenstein

The act of putting a mans genitalia on the outside (looking in) of a window, usually in the hopes of catching someone by surprise.

#1 Why was that family freaking out?
#2 I gave them a Frozen Frankenstein.

by YOUR STUPID1TY November 12, 2010

Frozen Baloney

Another word for a boner or erect penis (noun)

Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time

by Machine Gun Alt June 17, 2014

Frozen Hit

When you take a hit of weed so big that the entire time you exhale there is smoke, looking like you are breathing outside on a cold day

Damn, that last hit I just took was a frozen hit....

by Henry the 8 February 3, 2009