The extent of hell on earth. It is similar to having your genitals cut off by an elderly man's rusty braces.
by Alec Eiffel January 17, 2005
Get the Freshmen Seminar mug.(Disease)(Highschool) Similar to Senioritis, however found in younger individuals and have some differing symptoms. those of Freshmenitis include:
Constant talking of what will be done when able to drive.
Depression due to the knowledge that you have 3 more years of high school.
Not being able to "get any" simply because you have nowhere to do so.
Parents constantly questioning about alcohol and drug use.
The decision to "fuck homework" because colleges supposedly don't check this year.
Some people find you to be annoying, because you think you are cooler than you actually are.
The realization that you can get: alcohol, tins, nug, etc; if only you had some money.
The realization that every girl, deep down just wants cock.
The loss of money, due to paying upperclassmen for rides to and from parties.
Treatment: none
Cure: Graduation
Constant talking of what will be done when able to drive.
Depression due to the knowledge that you have 3 more years of high school.
Not being able to "get any" simply because you have nowhere to do so.
Parents constantly questioning about alcohol and drug use.
The decision to "fuck homework" because colleges supposedly don't check this year.
Some people find you to be annoying, because you think you are cooler than you actually are.
The realization that you can get: alcohol, tins, nug, etc; if only you had some money.
The realization that every girl, deep down just wants cock.
The loss of money, due to paying upperclassmen for rides to and from parties.
Treatment: none
Cure: Graduation
Person 1: "Yo look at Dan and Hugh, those studs no doubt have a serious case of Freshmenitis."
Person 2: "No, Hugh's just a bum, but Dan, he is seriously suffering!"
Person 2: "No, Hugh's just a bum, but Dan, he is seriously suffering!"
by Freshmenitis April 18, 2010
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Get the Freshmen 15 mug.the freshman boys are gay... look at Zach Zimmer the biggest, ugliest fag at bullis, tries to fit in with the girls but they all know hes nothing and is gay... then elliot, can only get ass from ugly white girls, cant even get a black girl, then he gets rejected 3 times in one night, everyone knows hes a fag and no1 likes him, he also tries to molest people... now the girls, biggest sluts around, ruin the schools reputation, Aylssa, first, dirtiest and nastiest slut in DC and thinks it awesome, shes a professional at head and thinks shes cool, no1 likes u for u, they jus want head... erica and jen are tied for second, erica is pretty hott and every1 gets wit her, jordan cant do anyhting bout it but tries, jen is jus ewww... the freshman are the reason the bullis school is going down the drain...
by Bullis '06 February 25, 2005
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the freshmen girls are whores. the four worst are Allysa( who is the queen of head), Jen( who is know to make out with guys whe she doesn't even know their names), erica (the who of Spankings and grinding), and Kimy( who seems to be to poor to buy a skirt and pants that are not to small, but has enought money to go from a curly haired brunett to a sraight haired blonde) the incrowd of girls are all whores with to much money. All of other grades talk about the head they get from the freshmen girls.
The popular boys are tottal losers who do nothing but run around screaming beast and trying to hang around the black kids. They seem to know nothing and act like they own the school because they can play afew sports.
the freshmen girls are whores. the four worst are Allysa( who is the queen of head), Jen( who is know to make out with guys whe she doesn't even know their names), erica (the who of Spankings and grinding), and Kimy( who seems to be to poor to buy a skirt and pants that are not to small, but has enought money to go from a curly haired brunett to a sraight haired blonde) the incrowd of girls are all whores with to much money. All of other grades talk about the head they get from the freshmen girls.
The popular boys are tottal losers who do nothing but run around screaming beast and trying to hang around the black kids. They seem to know nothing and act like they own the school because they can play afew sports.
Jen: i don't want to suck him again he tasted funny
Kim: but if you do, you will be a in with us.
Jen: ok, I like dick anyway.
Kim: but if you do, you will be a in with us.
Jen: ok, I like dick anyway.
by the truth 117 March 1, 2005
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