frenchtown
frenchtown by asdfjkgh February 13, 2010
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Frenchtown
A small town outside of Missoula, MT. Small town in the sense there are more bars than there are churches. People include mostly hicks, but there is a part with tons of douchbags. The douchebags mostly include the emos, druggies, and overall dumbasses. Crazy parties happen here, which makes it's nickname Zootown. In the long run, a very nice place.
Frenchtown is so fucking awesome.
Frenchtown by snarky56 June 22, 2009
sloppy bavarian french horn
when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
sloppy bavarian french horn by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008
french horn
french horn by le hornster February 4, 2010
rusty french horn
the woman is lying on top of the man with buttox and vagina exposed and elevated. the man places left hand around womans leg, reaching clitoris with fingers, and stimulating thereafter. with right hand, he inserts however many fingers are necessary to reach maximum pleasure, while simultaneously rimming her anus. (ex. female version of the rusty trombone)
Bill gave me a rusty french horn, but I had some dingleberries that obstructed the air passage, so his tone was heavily affected.
rusty french horn by Graceblaine StanQuinn April 18, 2006
frosty french horn
to consume whipped cream out of a naked human's bunghole; a sweeter, more refined, elegant, calorie-providing cousin of the rusty trombone
Kenny: "So the boyfriend and I finally took things to the next level last night...tooted the frosty french horn all night and went through 10 Reddi-whip cans!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"
Asher: "You mean there's something tighter than the ol' rusty trombone??"
Kenny: "Oh man you have not lived until you've added whipped cream to the mix!"
Asher: "Looks like Friday night is finally gonna feel alright!"
frosty french horn by My names Dave and I'm stuntman March 13, 2015
The Frenchzone
The Frenchzone occurs when a French person is rejected romantically because of his/her Frenchness.
Anna: I'm sorry, i just don't see you being anymore than a french to me.
Pierre: But why? you're the brie to my baguette!
Anna: Argh, i can't stand it anymore. You're in the Frenchzone!
Pierre: But why? you're the brie to my baguette!
Anna: Argh, i can't stand it anymore. You're in the Frenchzone!
The Frenchzone by satanlover666goatbloodbeer February 14, 2015