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Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo.

What you say to someone who is being cheap.

Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.
Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."

Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."
by Team Twat October 25, 2010
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feening

I first heard this in 2004 but apparently it's been around since 2002. It means: wanting something really badly; yearning; craving; to be a fiend for/of; a corrupted version of the word “fiend”, often used in the trying-to-quit, or broke (as in no money), addiction community.
Dang - all those Outback commercials have got me feenin' for some steak!
by Tulip April 4, 2004
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Freeking

similar to 'freaking', 'freakin' Adj. to describe really good, or very much, almost uniquely outstanding
That's a freeking awesome coat
by Marcia B. February 17, 2009
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freezing rain

Freezing rain occurs when the tempurature in the cloud and directly below the cloud are above freezing (32 degrees F), and the ground or surfaces that the rain hits are below 32 degrees. The result is big enough to shut the Washington DC metro area down for a few days.
We had freezing rain last night, so they cancelled school for a week.
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 4, 2003
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freeling

Dick and Jane were freeling before they were dealing and after they became friends.
by morgannie January 9, 2011
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snot-freezing index

The temperature at which the snot in your nose freezes. Any temperature above this is not considered cold.
Man, its so fucking cold out, I think we reached the snot-freezing index.
by TBob April 19, 2008
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Freezing Hot

The greatest Punk Rock band formed in Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England in 2016, by Alex Blenkey on vocals and lead guitar, Madz Marriner (son of "The Message" bassist Mazz Marriner) on vocals and rhythm guitar, Connor Plunket on rhythm guitar, James Soper on bass and Patrick Crossley on drums, under the name "Ctrl, Alt, Delete", before changing their name to "Freezing Hot" in June of the same year. The band also spent a brief period under the name "Seventh Coroner" in late 2016.
Me:"Dude, have you voted for Freezing Hot to play Slam Dunk Festival 2017?"
Guy: "Nah mate, who are they?"
Me:"Only the greatest band on the face of this earth!"
by Issan_Sumisu April 10, 2017
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