freetard

someone who justifies everything the phrase "Its a free country" or one similar to it. Also, someone who uses freedom illogically to defend their political position (George Bush)

You: "Quit stepping on the back of my shoe"
Freetard: "It's a free country I do what I wanna"
You: You're such a freetard
---or---
You: Why are we at war in Iraq when they never attacked us?
George Bush: TO DEFEND FREEDOM!
You: I liked you better with your cocaine habit.

by Israel Vibration July 26, 2006

Freecation

Freecation: a business trip to a desireable location in which very little business actually gets done.

My co-worker and I went on a two-day freecation to New York to learn the new software.

by RunGirlRun July 24, 2009

freecredit-core

A new musical genre developed solely as a marketing strategy, categorized by a contrived "indie rock" sound relying heavily on simplistic guitar chords and hollow, nasally vocals, used for the express purpose of composing commercial jingles that target the Gen-Y demographic; arguably pioneered by the Freecreditreport/Freecreditscore.com bands.

I'm really sick of all these freecredit-core Starbuck's jingles. Shit that sounds like college radio doesn't make me wanna buy overpriced coffee.

by JLBait October 8, 2011

Freetard

Any person who works through an unpaid break or lunch in an effort to impress management.

Bob is a freetard for working through lunch even though the boss never praises him for anything he does.

by James Earl November 18, 2014

Freetard

A combination of free and retard used to describe someone who is excessively cheap and/or tries to get all of the things they are buying for free or at a reduced price with coupons.

Guy at checkout counter- That'll be $125.99 for your groceries.
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!

by evilcheesemonkey May 31, 2011

freetard

A person who receives an online game for free but doesn't take the time to learn how to play it properly, resulting in the annoyance of everyone playing with them because they screw everything up.

Guy1: Man since Team Fortress 2 became free everyone seems to suck now.

Guy2: I know they are a bunch of freetards right?

Guy1: Yeah they can't even play properly, stupid freetards.

by Bob Whiskey June 30, 2011

freetarded

When someone loses all common sense in regards to something, because they have been in a constraining situation keeping them from doing it for so long. Usually refers to when someone has been in a relationship for so long they forget how to get with members of the opposite sex.

John: Ever since Joe and his ex broke up, he's hasn't been able to get any poon.

Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.

by Rain_Storm December 21, 2010