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Flint Frappuccino 

A frothy beverage combining ones feces, urine and semen. Prepared in a blender to the desired consistency and thickness. Considered a much healthier alternative to Flint's public water. Known locally as the "Flint Frap" or simply "Frap."
Edwin: My sister almost died drinking tap water!
Seymour: We all switched over to Flint Frappuccinos and feel so much better.
Edwin: I know! I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. Now she's down to one kidney.
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Human Bacterial Frappuccino 

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.
"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."

mocha frappuccino 

Courtney: Why are you acting so strange?

Alana: I haven't been to starbucks yet.

Courtney: What does that have to do with it?

Alana: I haven't had my mocha frappuccino yet!!!!

frappuccino 

A drink made by starbucks. It is blended ice and coffee with some other flavoring like; vanilla, carmel, chocolate, etc. There really expensive drinks and aren't worth the 5 bucks you spend. Its called starbucks cause you have to have the amount of bucks a star has to buy their coffee.
How much was it for this coffee???? 5 bucks what a rip!

Mocha Frappuccino 

Mind blowingly amazing. Cold drink, preferably from Starbucks containing all the ingredients of a mocha; one shot of espresso, some liquid chocolate and milk (cream optional), but blended with crushed ice. Tastes like a chocolate milkshake but better.
Mocha Frappuccino by Boo12345 November 15, 2012

Frappuccino Headache 

Much like an Ice Cream Headache. A frappuccino headache occurs when you drink your frozen Starbucks beverage too fast resulting in an unbearable pain in your head. See also Brain Freeze.
"This caramel frap is so good but i drank it too fast and now i've got a Frappuccino Headache!"

Caramel frappuccino 

When you cum in a woman's anus, shake her up, then insert a straw into her anus and drink it straight out. If desired, you can put whip cream on it.
I gave this girl a caramel frappuccino last night, and that bitch gave me extra caramel! I think I have E. coli or something now.