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facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019
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Arbitrary Facetime

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018
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fractal

A fractal is an extremely complex geometric form consisting of smaller copies of itself repeating across (theoretically) infinitely smaller scales, the whole a development of a disarmingly simple mathematical formula. When a fractal is fed into a computer that is also programmed to cycle the colours of the visual spectrum through the pattern, the result can be pleasantly trippy.
Wow, fractals on screen! Let's drop some acid and watch the grooviness!!!
by Fearman December 17, 2007
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FaceTime No iPhone

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.
“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”
by Theguy615 April 4, 2021
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facetiming

Using the smart phone video function to communicate while seeing the person who is also using their FaceTime application to both see and talk to you.
I was facetiming with my mom yesterday when I saw my dad walking through the house naked.
by Nesh525 November 5, 2013
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fractal

An infinitely complex mathematical shape that most people find interesting but are utterly clueless as to how it is made.
I know how to make fractals and you don't.
by bryceguy72 July 8, 2004
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facetits

Your facetits are as blue as sapphires; the facetits are the windows to the soul
by Absurd d00d December 30, 2010
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