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Frumpy-Load Kamikaze 

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.
"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."
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To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.
Mike went home with that bagger from the bar last night. I think he got frumped!
frumped by PMax March 9, 2008

Frumpfra 

The inner part of your elbow. Also known as an elbow crack.
Why the hell did you lick my frumpfra?
Frumpfra by Bloodstainedsilk January 14, 2009

Frumpy Friday 

A weekly holiday created for the purpose of not making any efforts towards one's appearance. Similar to Casual Friday, but taken to the extreme.
1: "What's with the sweatpants? And are you even wearing a bra?"
2: "Frumpy Friday, biatch!"
Frumpy Friday by sgperrault November 7, 2009

frumpelstiltskin 

when a person spends all day in sweats or pyjamas and gets large amounts of stuff done, all without getting ready or dressed properly.

A combination of frumpy + Rumpelstiltskin.
"What are you up to today?"

"I got up early and I've just been Frumpelstiltskin all day, getting shit done at home. I didn't even brush my teeth."
An annoying prepubescent boy who ceases to stop talking and/or trying to be “hood” while having an extremely high pitched voice. Can be called “Frumps” for short/slang
Shut up Frumpie or I’ll put you in a microwave!
Frumpie by BigDaddyDan69 June 29, 2018

flumptious 

Something that is awesome, hot, cool, etc. Pretty much used any place that refers to something that is good.
Dude, that painting by Manet is so flumptious.
flumptious by Schuylerrrr September 13, 2009