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founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.
Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
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founding fuckboy

alexander hamilton, i hear he's such a fuckboi. the founding fuckboy
by cowlan January 13, 2018
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Founding-Father

The act of pouring powderd crack into a Male's urethra, packing it down like a musket, and climaxing into a partner's mouth or nose
You know, I just had to give her ye ol' founding-father
by Chrombompulus Michael October 22, 2019
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laying the foundation

When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.

before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.
"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"
by peanutbuttapi November 19, 2009
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foundation

When used excessively, it can make your face look like a shiny orange orb. Whenever you can tell that someone is wearing foundation, they are wearing too much. Sometimes when not rubbed in correctly, over-applied, or the person in question has applied the wrong shade, they can get the mask effect. Foundation is used excessively by teenage girls, specifically bro ho's and girls who work in Abercrombie.
omg let's get some more foundation
by Angelacia July 14, 2007
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Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation

A secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie The Da Vinci Code in scene 34B where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)
tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation!
by oli1703 December 27, 2008
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Make a Death Foundation

A joke from Ask A Ninja.

a Foundation were ninjas donate a kill to a kid who is dying and wants to take someone with them
My best friend and fellow Ninja Bob (not his real name)
said he couldn't go and help teach Silent Killing class because she was voluntering at the Make A Death Foundation
by ????^_^??? October 14, 2006
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