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Fortend

To act or speak in a way as to make it appear that something is the case when it really is not. Similar to the word Pretend.
Talia fortended that she didn't see the weird boys at the mall when really she did!
by t+r=bff June 30, 2011
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Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?
Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"
by cuz x3 November 10, 2011
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fotzen

This word that comes from the German word fotze (meaning cunt) google translator defines this word as "pussy."
vagina, cunt, pussy, female parts & fotzen
by jesus aka patrick June 14, 2010
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fotzenknecht

The girl makes you to a fotzenknecht
by cranck May 13, 2005
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trans fattening

Food that's really, really bad for you.
Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so trans fattening, but I couldn't resist.
by dollfixer August 20, 2008
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Cody Fontenot

i wish i were cody :(
by Roger April 1, 2005
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Fottesega

It is the English equivalent of "Iike I care" usually people used in a very low register, this isn't something you would say in formal talk but only with your friends. Sometimes it is used to say we don't care about what others think or say.
1) You're celebrating with your friends in a restaurant and you're being very loud, your friend tells you: keep your voice down men everybody is watching!

You say: Fottesega ( I couldn't care less)

2) you're all going out but someone you don't like particularly is late, you want to leave but your friend tells you : if we don't wait for her she'll be mad at you

You replay: Fottesega!
by Italiannativespeaker May 19, 2019
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