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gastronomic fornication

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.
Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?
by wendle wendle wendle January 17, 2009
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chocolate oreo midget fornication

When a black midget woman and a white midget man have consensual sex. The white midget man pulls out and cums in the black midget womans mouth. Then the white midget man slaps the black midget woman on the back of the head causing the black midget woman to spit the cum everywhere.
Lets watch that porn called chocolate oreo midget fornication...
by chocolate meatlocker April 25, 2010
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fornication

Someone who eats corn with a fork. Obviously, corn can be eaten with a spoon or a fork, but a fornicator is known for eating corn with a fork.
Paul: "Hey, John is Jim fornicating?"
Jim: "AH, THIS IS GOOD CORN!"
John: "That is some good fornication"
by Raf City April 17, 2010
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Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.
Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us
by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011
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fornicating stick

1) A stick used in sexual intercourse, whether consensual or non-consensual. The fornicating stick is most commonly used in orifices such as the anus and ear.

2) A metaphoric stick with which people are 'raped' with by being badly beaten in a computer game.

IN EITHER CASE A FORNICATING STICK IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A DILDO.
1) deeper.. deeper.. too deep! too deep! owww my hearing

2) Dude you got owned, with a stick!!!
now bend over so i may fornicate you.
by AngryLiam March 15, 2005
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Wheel Of Fornication

The act of having many men with erect penises in the same room. There is also one female laying over a bar stool nude. The object is to spin her and the guy she lands on gets to fuck her and the guy on the opposite side gets a blowjob.
Dude, those guys really ran a wheel of fornication on that hoe.

Yeah, it was like Vanna White turned into Taylor Rain.
by deprydation November 8, 2009
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Fornicationfracking

fornicationfracking- the act of someone taking a syringe and removing semen through the urethra
I need to continue fornicationfracking so I can extract more semen for my my little pony cum jar.
by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023
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