foetsek

A zulu slang word directly from Fu&k off.
1. Seriously angry
2. bashfully reprimand

1. Dog bites a man "Hey Foetsek!!"
2. A comeon by a handsome stranger..."ag foetsek (while blushing furiously)"

by LadyHavoc March 14, 2008

Fooftard

Fooftard = foof + retard

1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.

2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.

1) You're such a fooftard!

2) Man, my penis is all green after fucking that fooftard.

by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006

Foetal Enforcer

Male genitalia, generally underused.

It's been so long, my Sergeant Johnson was just promoted to Foetal Enforcer.

by |nyquist| February 20, 2011

Foet

A faux poet. Said person will attempt to seem deep and complex by spewing constant poetic verses and phrases. They can either be their own creation or someone else's(which is most often the case); they don't care. The only thing they care about is that everyone hears about it; all day, everyday. More often than not these people are moody, inconsiderate, drama queens. The poems they write while seemingly meaningful, are just that- SEEMINGLY meaningful. They don't actually have any connection to any part of this persons life; they just act like it does.

Guy 1- What was with that dude? "We only have ourselves in the end, so don't let the time drain away like an hourglass." What a foet.

Guy 2- Yeah, he doesn't seem to have anything better to do than recite poetry. The other day he comes up to me and says, "I don't shine like a diamond, but my heart is hard as one." Real poets don't go around bringing people down with their dumbass thoughts.

by Mr.BlueJay March 23, 2011

FEFTH

Fucking English From The Hell

1#: "A moth is not the moth in mother,
nor both in bother, broth in brother.
And here is not a match for there,
nor dear and fear for bear and pear."

2#: "What? FEFTH!!!"

by Rapaiz June 28, 2011

Forfty

The percentage of people who know that you can come up with statistics to prove anything.

Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.
Kent: I see.

by Unfortunately Enough... February 3, 2021

Fofete

*When something is non impressive, boring, very difficult, convoluted or a let down.

*Cuando algo no impresiona, es aburrido, muy difícil, complejo o una decepción.

*This is a fofete.

*Esto es un fofete.

by DeeJayR September 6, 2021