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turd-fondler

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.
Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.
by Martin Burns April 27, 2006
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corporate cannon fodder

This is similar to its' military definition except applied to the corporate world and its' culture. A low ranking employee without many skills. One who is considered expendable because he/she can easily be replaced.
Hourly workers in this company are just corporate cannon fodder. They just keep us around until we can be replaced by a computer program.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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bum fodder

"There's no bum fodder!"
"Well, you'll just have to improvise."
by Eldarion December 6, 2004
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fap fodder

any form of material used when fapping. Varies from boobs to cartoon boobs.
Now that girl over there is major fap fodder!!
by ticktick667 August 20, 2008
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cannon fodder

cannon fodder, meaning someone who is expendable or in simpler terms, a tool. It is a verry flexible term that is used widley in reference to politics and athletics, but most frequently in combat. The term is a military term that dates back to the civil war, troops would be sent out as distraction to the cannons, or simply as "food for the cannons" in other words, fodder means food, thus cannon fodder means cannon food.
1)Bush is Chenneys cannon fodder... what a tool.
2)in the game of rugby, Backs are Cannon fodder for the Forwards, who do all the real work
3)half of the platoon was used as cannon fodder when they went over the top of the trench.
by buddyguy January 4, 2007
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Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.
Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?
by Ekaven May 12, 2010
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Wet Cockney Fiddler

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.
by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018
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