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fiddlefuck

To tinker with a complex machine in a seemingly random way until it finally works properly.
More than 5 of us had to fiddlefuck with the imaging unit for many hours before it started to work properly.
by Ole Gil November 4, 2007
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grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick
Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!
by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018
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fondler

One who remains without a girlfriend and obtains great joy from feeling the girls of others. This fondling is not limited to only girlfriends, but all females remain potential victims. The touching may include all body parts, ranging from carressing the arm to just whispering in ones ear while holding the neck. It can take on many forms, including the drive-by fondle, fondle-and-run, drunken-fondle, or even the gang-fondle (which is optimal in crowded areas).
The fondler struck at the party and by 11:30 pm had claimed 23 victims.
by Shababwah Smoradee April 18, 2006
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cannon fodder

Usually soldiers who are used as "fodder" during an attack to use up enemy fire before launching an attack. Cannon Fodder is usually made up of useless units that are in-expensive.
Send in the peons against the archers first then follow up with our calvary.
by Demonghast June 30, 2003
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Mongoose Fondle

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.
The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
by TSAUSA November 25, 2010
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fiddle fist

When a person shoves their left fist up another persons ass and movies their right arm as if playing a song on a fiddle.
Last night after the party, that guy came over to my house and fiddle fisted the shit out of me!
by peter griffin, jr. June 6, 2009
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