Fobbing

Verb: Listening to Fall Out Boy (FOB) repeatedly until orgasm is achieved through the eardrums. Much like fapping, but instead of lube you have Fall Out Boy's sound waves, instead of genitalia you are using your eardrums, and in place of the kleenex is your soul.

1: I sat at work sending emails and Fobbing for a few hours.

2: Man, he sure knows how to have a good time, Fobbing like that is quite the luxury.

3: Getting drunk and Fobbing is the only way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

4: Grab some mickey's and come over, Fall Out Boy's new album dropped, we have some serious fobbing to do.

by MaverickKira April 9, 2013

foobies

when a young woman uses the fat that has accumulated on her chest to give the allusion that she in fact has breasts.
F (for fat) oobies (oobies for boobies) = FOOBIES.

yo...see my brother's girlfriend...she got foobies

by svetla November 9, 2006

Fobbing

Uncontrollable sobbing over the band, Fall Out Boy

Patrick Stump: I can't see me doing Fall Out Boy for a while
Girl: *starts fobbing*

by Ryan Ross the Mormon Magnet October 21, 2011

fobber

A soldier serving with the United States Military in a combat zone who never goes outside the gate of their post for any reason. A Fobber stays in their F.O.B. (Forward Operating Base) at all costs.

Chief is such a Fobber. He's too scared to go outside the wire!

by Firestone July 31, 2005

fobber boff

sexual intercourse exceeding average expectations; fobber referring to great or amazing (level of enjoyment), and boff referring basic sexual intercourse.

James and Sarah shared a fobber boff.

by Aaron Barber May 27, 2005

fobber

A fobber is a FOB fan that likes to rock out to their music.

Person 1: Oh so do you like Fall Out Boy then?
Person 2: z0mg ! I'm a total fobber !

by emaemaema September 21, 2007

fobbiness

n. the quality of being a FoB (Fresh off the Boat Asian immigrant) Usually characterized by wearing UNIQLO or Hang Ten brands, drinking pearl milk tea, and listening to Asian pop music on an MP3 player with mostly pirated songs. The adjective form is "fobby." The fobbier someone is, the worse their English is. Once someone has been in the US long enough to speak English, they're no longer "fresh" and they become stale FoBs.

An aura of fobbiness exuded around the Cal exchange students singing Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats in their broken English, and I couldn't help but laugh.

by kiwigummy April 28, 2011