futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.

Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.

by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007

FMITB

FMITB stands for Fuck Me In The Butt.

Ali Breitenbach of yorktown invented this saying. she is a genius so please. use FMITB today!

Bri- ugh i have a bio test next period and i didnt study! FMITB
Alix- ahaha your gonna fail!

by alixxxx April 1, 2010

Futbugget (fut-bug-it)

Some one who likes to bugger, and/or f#&% another person up the butt with objects other than their own units.

That Ian is a real futbugget.

by jenifry July 14, 2005

fuutbol

football duckies version

Lets fookin' play fuutbol.

by Jagoe June 9, 2004

FUTB

"FUll Time Boo" some one who you keep a relationship with for more than 3-4 months. TB is a temporary boo, a 1-2 month relationship.

She's more than just my girl, she my FUTB.

by go getta_* February 16, 2008

FMUB

Feel Me Up Boots. Slightly shorter than FMB's, worn when she just wants to be noticed.

"She's got them FMUB's on to eff with your head, so you see what you're missing."

by Cathedral107 June 2, 2007

Fútbolic

Having a strong need for the sport Soccer/Fútbol.

Santiago,you played soccer all week. You're becoming a Fútbolic.

by MakeItReyna May 5, 2016