Flexin' for the Gram

When you are constantly are taking selfies or pics of expensive merchandise to put on Instagram to show off.

Bro #1: Dude, why do you put a new selfie on Instagram every damn day?!

Bro#2: Man, don't worry about me, I'm just flexin' for the gram, gotta show the ladies what's good!

by JMoneyyyy89 June 14, 2016

flexify

Making your object, packaging, person or personality more flexible. Add flexibility to and object, subject, topic or experience.

Flexify your product distribution. Flexify and enjoy the event.

by The ABZs May 31, 2018

Flexin on these niggas

Stutin /showing off making people sidh they could be you

I dont trip i just stay flexin on these niggas

by Crippercrushy2 September 1, 2018

Flexisexual

A sexuality in which one's sexual attraction changes over time, sometimes on a day to day basis, sometimes over the course of a month, depends on the person for the exact time. In labeling, one might just say they are flexisexual, or put another label for their main or most common attraction, or even put a label for the range their attraction goes through

"I thought she was hetero" "she was yesterday, now she is a lesbian, bet you anything she'll be all over guys again tomorrow, she is flexisexual, her attraction changes over time"

by RoseloverVi December 5, 2018

flexicution

When someone is bragging but not really gloating in repetition.

God damn, Mike be on some flexicution with those expensive shoes

by IAmOmar May 13, 2016

Floink

Name of a legendary bird from the Schnoink Hoink Valley. Appears on the 47th minute of each hour with a pair number. Only during full moon.

Fam, that floink enchanted me so hard I nearly released a stinky fart on 'em

by Wizard the Flizzard July 29, 2019

Flexible Barry

A dude that is willing to sell out his friends (and even his country) for wholly personal gains, but must delay selling out until his circumstances change.

When the bank pressed him for more info on the house’s history as a meth lab, he told them there was nothing to worry about and that he’d give them an inspection report after the deal closed. Turned out the house was a meth lab for ten years. Flexible Barry really made out well on that one.

by VladLovesBarry November 22, 2019