He wanted to make sure everyone knew how awesome he is, so Sam flourished the bottle of expensive wine for all to see.
by Jayzie November 20, 2013
Get the flourished mug.A very sneaky foreplay moved performed by short Jewish guys from Long Island. Not realizing that the girl is not into him while sitting on her couch, the dude places his hand in between the girl's thighs and flaps it back and forth in the same motion as a fish out of water. The flounder is normally followed by dog-like leg humping.
If performed properly, the flounder-leg hump trick is good way to ensure the "No Pants in the Bedroom" rule is followed. If awkward while doing this move, the dude is usually sent on his way hoping to catch the end of Rosh Hashanah dinner.
If performed properly, the flounder-leg hump trick is good way to ensure the "No Pants in the Bedroom" rule is followed. If awkward while doing this move, the dude is usually sent on his way hoping to catch the end of Rosh Hashanah dinner.
"When Yaacov tried the flounder, the date was over."
"I wasn't into Isaac at first, but, after he floundered me, I got to see that my pants really did match the rug...and he found out the color of the carpet"
"I wasn't into Isaac at first, but, after he floundered me, I got to see that my pants really did match the rug...and he found out the color of the carpet"
by Irish-Italian Manwhore September 25, 2006
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Tyler? That kid got daddy's money to pay for his tuition and he's never had a job in his life... he's no purpose flour.
Tyler? That kid got daddy's money to pay for his tuition and he's never had a job in his life... he's no purpose flour.
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Get the Flounders mug.Nick was flourishing yesterday, he got all the girls in the club.
They looked so good, they were flourishing as Nationals.
Is that Marc Jacobs, you are flourishing.
They looked so good, they were flourishing as Nationals.
Is that Marc Jacobs, you are flourishing.
by Flourish King June 12, 2014
Get the flourishing mug.A typical friend who lays on their ass all day pretending to do "other things" rather than actually perform some productive task. This friend may make excuses of homework, school, alternate activities, time-consuming single player games, et cetera. In reality, they are likely sitting on their couch watching TV.
You: Hey, (name), you want to go play paintball or game this weekend?
Friend: Nah. I've got a test to study for, a few papers to write, and a bunch of other things that piled up suddenly.
You: Why are you being such a sack of flour, I know you don't have any shit to do...
Friend: Nah. I've got a test to study for, a few papers to write, and a bunch of other things that piled up suddenly.
You: Why are you being such a sack of flour, I know you don't have any shit to do...
by Raetzain December 18, 2011
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