Floopity Vagina

A vagina with big saggy meat curtains, that are unable to retain its shape. Commonly referred to as saggy vagina, or "big ol' roast beef lips"

"Hey, does my vagina look floopity to you???"
"Damn girl, you have one floopity vagina"

by Crono184 October 29, 2012

flappity flap

Clumsy, awkward, flaming, ridiculous, failure. Demonstrates a weak style. Grotesque social error. Deliberately being a clown in wake of fumble.

I spilled beer on your carpet and then floundered around on it to soak it up with my shirt. (reply) flappity flap. He tried to impress the girls with a huge curb grind but his wheel hit a rock and teetering on the edge of balance he flapped his arms to maintain composure for a distance before falling over and bagging himself on the board, flappity flap.

by stunk February 6, 2014

floopity

A group event in which a large number of men (minimum of 3) take turns slapping the floopee in the face with flaccid penises. This is often a warm-up exercise prior to a gangbang

She wasn't sure if she was ready for an orgy so she participated in a floopity to see how she felt about doing more.

by KrombopulosM93 June 11, 2017

Flippity floopin’

When you (a female) put your thumb in your anus and your finger (usually your middle finger) in your vagina while you pee. May be used either on the toilet or on another person.

I was flippity floopin’ by myself until I met Todd, now he wants to flippity floop together.

by OnceUponAnUrban June 22, 2019

Floppitis

A medical condition afflicting overly dramatic people experiencing minor or no medical emergency at all. Characterized by "flopping around" which is an excessive rolling back and forth on the floor or bed. Often pitiful moaning and the claim that they cannot walk accompanies flopping.

She's so dramatic about her tummy ache that she called 911 and is now suffering from floppitis.

This patient is attention seeking and was diagnosed with floppitis.

Their whining has devolved into a serious case floppitis.

by ChechPaslogh February 25, 2020

flippity jippity

Used as an expression. Another way of saying “what the frick/fuck?”

“I forgot to hand in my assessment. Flippity jippity!”

by backseatwindow May 18, 2022

Don't twist my flippity flaps

When dick bags try to manipulate your words to make them come off differently.

Phandrew: "I can't hangout with the boys tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Jessica"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"

by SpaceyHawk220 January 7, 2018