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1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob
That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks
by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012
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Floppy Disk

1: The English form of the German diskette.
2.An archaic storage medium. It stores computerised data magnetically, and the common 3 1/2 inch disk can store 1.44 Megabytes of information (AKA practically nothing). The even older 5 1/4 inch disk is (thankfully) no longer heard of.
They are subject to extreme amounts of murphy's law as they will always be full when needed, will always require formatting when it contains the only copy of any important document/christmas card list.
Hello floppy disk, bye bye sanity.
by regs_ October 28, 2004
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floppy donkey dick

a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy
tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.
by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003
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Floppy Disk

A limp penis. When hard it is called a Hard Drive. Used by geeky or nerdy boys/men for pickup lines or while talking with their friends.
Guy 1: "She turns my floppy disk into a hard drive!"
Guy 2: "I can tell."

Guy: "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "What?!"
by NerdzGurl June 24, 2011
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loose floppy dick

When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.
Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!

Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.

Bill: rofl how embarrassing.
by Akjohnny February 19, 2009
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Floppy dick

Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...
I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!
by CarolinexNOVA September 25, 2007
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