Floodgate

Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.

"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."

"Holy tits"

by juls727 September 16, 2011

Foogazee

Fake, Unreal, Gay, Foolish

Man that boy right there Foogazee

by Baba The Great July 4, 2008

Foogasm

The feeling of complete contentment and release in that bite of your favorite food. Usually brought on at first vocally finally making you feel good and complete. Like you need nothing else in the world, but to finish eating.

"Ohhh my gosh!!! This is sooo frickin good.. mmmmmm. holy crap foogasm"

"MMMM this muffin is foogasmic"

"That ice cream made me foogasm"

by ---Brooke August 23, 2007

Floopan

Someone who attempts to ejaculate but fails due to physical, mental, or mechanical reasons.

Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.

X: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, I never came.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.

Verb form usage:

Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.

by momalord January 4, 2022

flooganshnooga

Is an urban dance usually done while dancing on top of a microwave while wearing a butt-flap and drinking chocolate milk. People who participate in this dance usually flops their arms and legs around like noodles.
This is sometimes done as a means of therapy for those mentally challenged.

My friend was dancing the Flooganshnooga last night in the bathroom.

by Ima Stankin June 26, 2008

floorganize

A method of organization that utilizes floor space to its advantage.

Has the unique characteristic of making vacuuming pointless - and impossible.

John's floordrobe was quite well floorganized, although he broke a leg when the fire alarm went off.

by Cap'n Refsmmat May 7, 2007

floorage

verb- a portmanteau of the words floor and forage. the act of searching for something to eat on a messy floor.

I'm gonna floorage in the living room to find some candy.

by kelknaughty September 26, 2010