by Tochterlieber December 30, 2014
Get the Floodlikes mug.The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013
Get the Floodgate Turd mug.When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.
Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.
Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/
Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/
by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014
Get the Flash Flood Dump mug.Sorry I'm late I had a mud flood hit me as I was walking out the door. Three flushes and half a roll of toilet paper later I was good to go.
by ChadillacRex October 11, 2017
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V. Floofed, Floofing
A hybrid form of the words "Poofy" and "Fluffy." Like its derivative words, Floofy generally describes something --usually an inanimate object-- as being light and airy. It is commonly understood at something pleasant as it connotes thoughts of feathers, clouds, pillows, freshly washed bunny fur and other soft amiable objects.
V. Floofed, Floofing
A hybrid form of the words "Poofy" and "Fluffy." Like its derivative words, Floofy generally describes something --usually an inanimate object-- as being light and airy. It is commonly understood at something pleasant as it connotes thoughts of feathers, clouds, pillows, freshly washed bunny fur and other soft amiable objects.
Ex. I awoke from the most pleasant dream where I was resting in a massive, floofy field of marshmallows.
Ex. Her beautiful white dress was floofing with layers of lace beneath the sheer silky exterior.
Ex. In her 1989 prom photo, Darlene had her long, blonde hair floofed up in large, flowing curls.
Ex. Her beautiful white dress was floofing with layers of lace beneath the sheer silky exterior.
Ex. In her 1989 prom photo, Darlene had her long, blonde hair floofed up in large, flowing curls.
by becki sanders July 3, 2006
Get the Floofy mug.pants that are unintentionally too shortin the hem. so named because you can walk in a flood with them and they won't get wet.
aka high waters.
aka high waters.
by vexo ergo sum June 6, 2003
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