flopititis

The condition of the vagina post-fisting.

When I was done with her, Kim had flopititis.

by Jason May 10, 2004

flositate

(v.) - When you eat dental floss, causing your stomach to become a large bowl of dental floss.

One day, I flositated because I was drunk and thought I was eating mint ice cream.

by Yinky February 4, 2008

Fomit

The vomit so hard, that you continually fart while puking.

Guy 1: Dude, I think John is puking so hard he is shitting himself!
Guy 2: Yea, he is fomiting.

by Bill Tetely December 5, 2011

fomit

The act of vomiting on someone or something while attempting to fornicate with said person or thing.

Everything was going fine until bob fomitted on his girls mom.

by fishpaw February 25, 2009

flemitz

a group of squirrels.

I dropped a bag of nuts and it attracted a flemitz.

by tom May 13, 2005

fomite

An erudite scientific term for an object carrying - and conveying - germs. Used when intellectual superiority vigorously needs to be asserted to compensate for x (where x ∈ A, and A is one of many insecurities) or when one gonna have to choke a bitch.

My ex is a dirty fomite! I got the AIIIIDDSSS from y (where y ∈ B, and B is a set of English pronouns)!

by splunge_masta February 3, 2014

Flomies

#Flomies = flower fb emoticon people grew attached to and enjoyed using. that's for #urbandictionary so people can't contest it.

I poured a 40 out in the back yard saying I missed my flomies...

by GasmaskCowgirl June 1, 2017