Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

Flash Flood Dump

When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.

Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.

Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/

by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014

Mud Flood

A diuretic bowl movement of legendary proportions. Always happens at least opportune time.

Sorry I'm late I had a mud flood hit me as I was walking out the door. Three flushes and half a roll of toilet paper later I was good to go.

by ChadillacRex October 11, 2017

Flalooping

Flalooping is, in essence, the act of stopping yourself from Flalooping when you're Flalooping. You must first recognize that you are in fact Flalooping, and then stop and go back to normal. The best way to stop someone else from Flalooping is by yelling something along the lines of "I see that you're Flalooping right now, and it needs to stop!" The person who was Flalooping will instantly apologize and return to what they'd been doing prior to being called out for Flalooping.

Girl: *Flalooping* So this one time, when I was at the mall...
Guy: Excuse me, Miss? I hate to be rude, but you're Flalooping and it's making me uncomfortable.
Girl: Oh crap! I'm so sorry! *Stops Flalooping* So anyways, so this one time, when I was at the mall...

by LatexAllergy January 22, 2011

Flobots

A amazing rock group from Denver, Colorado.
Much better than a lot of crappy groups from Colorado like 3oh!3.
With their members
Jonny 5
Brer Rabbit
Mackenzie Roberts
Andy Guerrero
Jesse Walker
Kenny Ortiz

They are an amazing group with fantastic music.

"Dude...did you hear that new flobots track?"
"Yeah man! That shit was off the hook!"

by Pesp February 21, 2010

The Flood

An acient parasitic race housed on Halo. It consists of three forms, the Infection form, the combat form, and the carrier form. The infenction form latches on to a host, inserts a needle like appendage, forces a match in the hosts DNA, and mutates the host. If the host was in tact at the time of "consumption", it is mutated into a combat form. Superior to its normal counter part, the combat form posseses superior strength and lightning speed. The hosts head is pushed back, allowing sensory organs to form, and the hosts fingers are turned into whips. If the host was to badly damaged, it turns into a combat form. The hosts head swells enourmesly, and fills with fluid and infection forms. When killed or near an opponent, the head explodes, showering the area with flood.

Cortana-Dust and echos, were all thats left....we did what we had to do, a covenant armada...and the flood...gone"

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

flooded out

another way to describe fancy jewelry

iced out

"maybe cause i'm fly and my chain flooded out"-jae millz

by D mase July 2, 2007