Flobbin

A stumbling and awkward attempt
Inherently hopeless and ending in failure.

MAN .my lip is so sore. Because early at work my boss gave me a fat lip.Now I'M A a "FLOBBIN" there.and my lips hurt.

by lefty midnight August 11, 2018

FLOBBING

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.

I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.

by Captain cognac August 30, 2020

flobbled

The drunken, or off balance feeling you get when tripping on mushrooms.

I ate that chocolate and got flobbled.

by FLASH GORDONZ May 26, 2008

flubbadubb

A really, really, freakin' sweet wizard

I am going to call my flubbadubb.

by Kinsey May 23, 2006

Flobbknocker

It is a Britsih slang term which describes one who plays with his/her own fat in order to gain pleasurable satisfaction.

Jimb: Man,Carl is so fat.
jake: Yeah, I bet he's a flobbknocker.
Jimb: That's the only way he'd get any action anyway.

by Kuzu May 10, 2010

flowballing

When a guy cums inside a chick's pussy, then eats her out, then spits the cum into her mouth & makes her eat it.

My mouth is still salty from all that flowballing - may I have a glass of water?

by babyvoodoo October 6, 2016

Flobberly

Something like an egg where the white is undercooked would be Flobberly, or the skin on a chicken that is cooked but not crispy.

I'm not eating that egg, it's too Flobberly

by Chearymajortom May 13, 2016