Floater

A dead body found in the water.

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Floater

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons

Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.

We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

Floater

A turd which refuses to flush.

Who left that floater in the toilet?

by Podge & Rodge November 1, 2006

Floater

A piece of fecal matter that will not sink, usually the result of a meal with a high fat content.

I supersized my Big Mac meal and let out a two foot long floater the next morning.

by kaptainkindbud December 28, 2005

Floater

A poo/turd/log that floats on the water's surface and refuses to be flushed away.

"That's disgustang! Someone's left a floater in the loo!"

by SHRX February 20, 2019

floaters

1.boyant turds,turds of a high boyancy

2.natural breasts
3.beer left sitting out

There r floaters in the toilet,look at that pair of floaters!
some one left a floater around the table

by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 22, 2009

Floater

a person who isnt in a social click at a school and cant be labeled or put in one they know everyone, hang out with everyone, everyone know him/her, and is friends with everyone. There usually very popular very smart polite well liked and good looking

New kid "Hey who is that?"

*points down the hall at a kid who is hanging out with the Crazy ones while wearing the school's football team jacket high fives a popular as he walks by and while a rocker gives him back his guitar*
Friend of new kid "How do you not know him that's Alex"

New Kid "Really what click is he with and how can i get in?"
Friend of New Kid "He isnt in a click he is a floater and just go up and talk to him"

by Absol Night July 17, 2011