Floods by Pantera

Ultimate medicine. Legend has it that Ozzy Osbourne is still alive because he listens to Floods 2 times every day.

Nurse: "DOCTOR! HE'S DYING! PLAY FLOODS BY PANTERA NOW!"

by Getpisseddestroy August 10, 2018

Floats the boat in your river

What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.

You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river

by Billam7 January 25, 2020

Floatsexual

A sexuality in which you are attracted only to good anime openings.

Friend: “Wtf Jin, did you just bust all over my sofa!?!?”

Jin: “Im sorry bro.. that JJK opening hit a little too different... I think i might be floatsexual.”

by tyjin March 9, 2022

She floats through the room on a big balloon

You are probably high and need to burn the hell out of the drugs you’re on. She’s floating on her tits.

She floats through the room on a big balloon and it’s terrifying.

by Justtrynaeducate April 16, 2020

floast coast

The location where most floasters reside. Located very close to trinx island.

Aaron and I are gonna surf up to the floast coast really quick before we go to dinner.

by jmille05 August 27, 2011

Floods Law

Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.

Floods law tells us this water molecule is not actually wet. crazy........

by Why S0 Seri0us March 17, 2021

Fload

Suburban or urban male age 17-29 who frequents bars in the company of fellow floads in hopes of sexual gratification. Often identifiable by white baseball cap, clothing emblazoned with a designer's name, excessive hair product, and a misogynistic demeanor. Floads travel in herds of 3-20.

"Are you sure you want to go there? That bar always attracts a herd of floads trying to get laid."

by Cloaca November 11, 2006