flexatoni

A Flexatoni is a person who is out to heavy flex on ur girl, but fails at every attempt.

Heavy Flexatoni alert. That guys is flexing for ur girl.

by Heavyflexatoni May 19, 2018

Flanathonopus

Someone who studies the inside skin of your asshole and then proceeds to tongue punch your fart box.

Man that guy is such a Flanathonopus

by Slapme bolls September 28, 2021

Fixation

You know, recently what I've been hear a lot about recently is how long it took her to fuck the retard.

Hym "Really. It's such an odd fixation. How long it took isn't the issue. How long did it take the generic one to drop the cuckhold off at his day program? The same amount of time. Roughly. He was STILL FIRED. If the time it took matters then it matters for both of them. 'She got her work done' There isn't any work to do. 15 minutes of paperwork and boiling noodles. Oh, wow, how'd you find the time to fuck the retard you work with in front of the other retard (literally) with all that super duper hard work. See how fucking stupid you sound repeating that over and over? It's like typing "fuck the whore, kill the retard" over and over again. And we all know that only a crazy person would do something like that..."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

flexation

The act of getting mortally injured or killed through the means of sealing the anus with Flex Seal. Injuries include internal bleeding, ulcers, and hemorrhoids.

The victim shown signs of flexation in the autopsy report.

by John U. Dictionary February 4, 2025

Intense Flexation

the act of flexing too hard that you pass out.

Dang Jacob, stop intense flexation of those Airpods, you might pass out.

by lil jakester April 8, 2019

Gay Fixation

when a homosexual human being focuses (fixates) on a short, basically nonexistent show, movie, book, character, etc.

John's new gay fixation was that side character Debra, even though shes only in one episode

by Koolaidman. January 30, 2022