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fwittering

verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.
With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.
by Mohit Hira April 26, 2009
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Flickering One

cunnilingus performed by sticking out ones' tongue and moving it around in a cut loose fashion. not to be confused with the "stalled one".
It was her birthday, so I provided her with some oral stimulation via the flickering one.
by Bob Boston May 9, 2003
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Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.
by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020
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Glittering

Using a coupon on something it's not intended for. Also known in the coupon world as balanced couponing; FRAUD.
M bitches and I went glittering today! We bought 24 packs of crayons with our shampoo coupons!
by ThatsNotHowThisWorks May 15, 2016
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Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.
MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!
by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010
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fluttering bird

When one sporadically shakes his/her hand in the air (like a fluttering bird)to distract opponent and sucker punch them with their other hand with extreme prejudice
Person 1: What was that you said, biatch! Here comes the fluttering bird!

Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!
by ben de la cruz April 5, 2005
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Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014
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