Flirg

First Lady I'd Rape Gladly

It's a little known secret but the civil war was actually caused by General Lee referring to Mary Todd as a flirg.

by tbye October 27, 2008

FLIRG

Acronym - Flaming Liberal I'd Rather Grope.

"I may not agree with Hillary's politics, but she's a FLIRG (to me, anyhow)."

by NCAAFBALLROX October 27, 2008

Flirg

"First Lady Is Really Gay". Usually spoken of Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama, refers to the particurly mannish and tough tendencies of these women.

Sara Palin is a Milf, while Hillary Clinton is a Flirg.

by The Eliminator October 28, 2008

pre-flight shit

A mandatory shit you take at the airport, before boarding the plane. Because you don't wanna drop a load in those cramped nasty-ass airplane bathrooms!

Hey Steve, I just took my required pre-flight shit. No way in hell I'm using the bathroom on the plane to drop my load!

by LonePooper February 1, 2018

fight or flight

A level of stress where you decide whether to face the situation or just walk away.

I was at a meeting and my colleagues blamed me for something I didn't do. Now I'm deciding whether I should fight or flight.

by Mattdude April 14, 2015

vomit comet flight

This is an aircraft ride which induces puking in many passengers.

Gawd, my shoes are a mess after flying the vomit comet flight!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

Fliggdick

having such a large dick that you feel tired and lethargic all day due to the amount of blood rushing to your member; hung like a horse

Bert: "Whats goin on Fliggdick?"
Fligg: "Just tired brotha, just tired"

by therealone31 March 31, 2017