Flexista

Name for someone who continuously flexes. Someone who takes every opportunity within their reach to flex about something they have.

*Person walks by and flips their hair*
Person one: “Mufasa is such a flexista!”
Person two: “I know, right? Every day he’s gotta front about a wife, his hair, his roar...”
Person one: “It never ends!”

by Carmen5555 June 27, 2019

Flextastic

When you hear this simple word, you know everything’s going to be alright. Your future, and everything you dream of is packaged with a rubberized seal. Through the wind and rain, you will prevail; for it is waterproof. I present to you, the Flex Seal Family of Products.

Phil Swift- I just sawed a boat in half and repaired it using only flex tape clear!
Anonymous- That’s fantastic! Good for you.
Phil Swift- I know. It’s flextastic!

by Ecksd June 4, 2020

Fleasexual

Someone who is Fleasexual only experiences sexual attraction to Fleas.

Margot is Fleasexual, she fell in love with a flea. The wedding is next week!

by The flea children October 9, 2023

Scratchin' fleas

1. Slang for scratching an itch in the pubic area, notably caused by crabs.

2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:

at least dis bitch ain't be scratchin' fleas, yo

by Ziggy Q August 6, 2011

flexisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the both sexes but only commits to exclusive relationships with the opposite sex.

I saw Amanda making out with Kristyn last night at the party. I didn't know she was bisexual. Nah man, she's flexisexual. She's talkin to that guy Johnny.

by atay1037 March 16, 2011

Fleash

A euphemism of the word flesh commonly used by cannibals to promote the consumption of one-another's epidermis.

Danny: Take a look at that chicks fleash coat!

Brandon: We will feast like gods tonight!

by Soontobebearded BEAST June 20, 2010

flexadoodle

someone who is BEYOND hot.

nunu: feather is such a flexadoodle
wendy: noooo hes just cute, but mint chip, now hhes flexadoodle.

by the krew of boujwa March 5, 2009