A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019
Get the Flex Offender mug.A meme-ish way of saying "the Flintstones." Usually used in reference to SiivaGunner, Vinesauce Joel, or anything else related to 7 GRAND DAD. Phonetic spelling of Joel saying "Flintstones?" in a strange and humorous way due to his accent.
by MushroomTheEpic July 1, 2017
Get the fleenstones mug.Someone who has exceeded their limit of methaphetamines and cannot control their limbs. Past the point of spun ducky woo woo.
by Jonezin July 19, 2013
Get the twist-a-flexing mug.The ship between two lovers, Floch Forster and Eren Yeager from the anime and manga Attack on Titan. It's a gay relationship between two men who bounded themselves through the desire of saving their homeland and countrymen.
In the beginning, Floch didn't like Eren because he stood out for his childhood friend in the Serum Bowl event during RtS Arc. However, years passed and they banded together forming the Yeagerist faction, a paramilitary group who would take control of Paradis and rescue it from certain doom. Once Eren activates the Rumbling, he's separate from Floch, who's in charge of taking care of Paradis' internal issues.
A group of traitors and enemies is formed, they fight the Yeagerists and Floch is injured - the traitors escape using a boat. Floch is revealed to be hanging on that boat to try one last stand, which ultimately fails but causing the death of Hange Zoe. Even in his dying breath, Floch still entrusts Eren with saving Paradis...
In the beginning, Floch didn't like Eren because he stood out for his childhood friend in the Serum Bowl event during RtS Arc. However, years passed and they banded together forming the Yeagerist faction, a paramilitary group who would take control of Paradis and rescue it from certain doom. Once Eren activates the Rumbling, he's separate from Floch, who's in charge of taking care of Paradis' internal issues.
A group of traitors and enemies is formed, they fight the Yeagerists and Floch is injured - the traitors escape using a boat. Floch is revealed to be hanging on that boat to try one last stand, which ultimately fails but causing the death of Hange Zoe. Even in his dying breath, Floch still entrusts Eren with saving Paradis...
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Get the just a flesh wound mug."That guy just fleeced that guys jacket", "The bartender charged me $7.00 for that beer. What a fleece!", "Jobo didn't show up. He fleeced us again".
by King Vic September 23, 2014
Get the Fleece mug.Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
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