flatline

brain dead, stupid , celebrally challenged, Stems from the flat line response of a dead person from ECG machine.

Chris luton is a flatliner

by Socrates September 15, 2003

flatliner

Someone severely lacking in personality; a person who kills any festive mood with their utter dullness

Dottie was having a good time, until she got stuck with that flatliner.

by D*Tice June 8, 2003

flatlined

Being so drunk that you blackout and can't recall a long period (an hour or more) from the previous evening.

I must have been flatlined last night, cause I don't remember stretching my scrotum skin in front of your parents.

by Chris Johnson February 19, 2004

emotional flatliner

a person who has experienced emotional bankruptcy and never recovers from it

a person with untreatable depression caused by severe and/or repeated emotional trauma

It's been two years since they broke up. When I ran into him the other day, it was like the break-up had just happened. That dude is an emotional flatliner!

by Ruby Slippers February 19, 2010

flatliner

someone who is boring, unenergentic, tired, sleepy.

Dont be a flatliner! Here's a beer, c'mon lets get drunk!

by DanteM August 29, 2005

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 15, 2008

flailing

This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.

"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."

by Pitgirl March 30, 2008