intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.

"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

frabulator

That unknown part of the carburetor linkage that causes it to hangup intermittently and for which bending, lubricating and all means of adjustment simply cannot remedy.

I was backing out the driveway when the damned frabulator caused a hang-up and I nearly shot across the street and up my neighbor's driveway into his garage door.

by Robert 'Bob' Weiss November 23, 2006

flatulatas

any meat / torilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.

"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.

by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003

flatulate

Giving an excuse about being delayed by a flat tire.

He flatulated in to the meeting 20 minutes late.

by Crewcut November 2, 2006

flatulatron

A high-tech device for producing fart noises.

When I was a kid, we had the whoopee cushion. Now, we've gone the high-tech route with the Flatulatron.

by Beef_Injection July 16, 2016

flatulative

A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.

Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.

by ace1080x November 24, 2011

flatulatitis

A medical condition which symptoms include uncontrolled farting, and the lying to others about the condition.
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David. She says she has flatulatitis. I think she really is a disgusting person

by vanadaar1979 January 24, 2014