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flatulence

When your tired tyre's fatal inflation has flat out departed.
I lost my mojo motto due to flatulence.
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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Symphony of Flatulence

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.
Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.
by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018
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nocturnal flatulence

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.
My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.
by Satbandit April 30, 2010
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Flatulence hoe

a hood rat who farts during the act
Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!
by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009
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gasasstic flatulence

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”
by joseph blough March 25, 2022
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punctuation flatulence

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.
My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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death flatulence

That final fart that sometimes escapes from a dead body in the process of moving it.
As they rolled him onto the cart, my father emitted some truly horrific death flatulence; it struck me then how this may have been his final comment.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019
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