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Flatuatory Rape

When someone farts in your personal space against you own wishes.
"Eww, my dad just Flatuatory Raped me!"
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flatulence

Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.
"I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep"
by Don August 6, 2004
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Flatulator

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.
by BrianFromPSU October 8, 2008
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self-flatulation

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009
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Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."
Guys, I have to flatulate.
by the emo clan. October 20, 2008
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Flatulen

The poo particles that are released as you fart, these flatulen particles make the air stink and can be left on your underwear.
"I had such bad flatulence, the flatulen left residue on my underwear."

"Dude, you must have flatulen on your underwear, you smell like straight ass"
by washudoin May 21, 2008
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flatulatas

any meat / tortilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.
"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.
by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003
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